Why doesn't anyone understand me?

My tractor's important to me! I love dora! I gnaw on my computer on a daily basis. I write pokemon fan fiction. I like to trap wasps inside my house. I lick my phone often. I'm in love with my best friends boyfriend! I did my best friends dad! I like poking my pharmacist! I enjoy burning flowers! i hate tv! i like google better than yahoo! I'm confused about my sexuality! I keep stuffed unicorns in my living room! I named my child Shabootiquelicious! I called my mom a hoe bag! I have an irrational fear of slinkys! I have Anatidaephobia! No one loves me! All my roommates leave within a week! GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME!!! NO ONE UNDERSTANDS!